Cleansing of Our Sins

Jenna and I had another one of our brilliant ideas.  She ordered a dress for graduation and wanted to make sure 100% that it was going to fit and look wonderful so we decided to do The Master Cleanse (Lemonade Diet) where we only drink a special lemonade and don't eat any food for several days.

Our plan:

Start on Sunday
End on Thursday
(Lose 10lbs)

What actually happened:

Sunday: we started the cleanse.  Saw fast results!  Put too much cayenne pepper in our lemonade and couldn't drink it.  Chewed one piece of gum each.
Monday: cried.  cried.  headache.  hunger pains.  contemplated giving up at 3pm, but decided to stick it through.  Elizabeth texts Jenna at 7pm and says she is giving up and going to get Panera.  Jenna calls Elizabeth at 8pm and says she is on her way to Little Ceasars.  We meet up around 11pm for a Whataburger taquito date.  2am we feel fat and go to sleep, failures of The Master Cleanse.

Summary:

We lasted 48hrs.

Conclusion:

We don't do well on diets......................obviously.

The End!